Note to MSN and Hotmail users:

We can receive your email, but our response to you will be blocked by Bill Gates and the Microsoft Empire. It will appear as if we did not respond to your email when the truth is we do respond to all emails. We will receive a nasty bounce message saying Bill refuses to accept our email. How many times have you blamed someone for not responding to your email? Maybe they did and Bill bounced it.

We apologize for this inconvenience.

We recommend that you use a reliable web-based service like Yahoo Mail.

This message will be updated if Bill changes his mind.

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